Don't you send me to vm
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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