I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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