u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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