dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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