Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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