Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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