Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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