Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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