She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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