i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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