But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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