please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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