How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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