Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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