How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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