There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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