guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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