Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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