So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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