Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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