Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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