I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
there is glitter all over my balls
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