return my video game
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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