No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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