and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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