Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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