i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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