great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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