Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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