consequently i now know what mace tastes like
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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