IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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