Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Everything about him screamed your future.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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