Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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