So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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