is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
