He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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