i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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