Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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