How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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