you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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