you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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