lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
