So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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