he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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