is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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