Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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