oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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