is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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