This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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