honey bunches of taint.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Someone signed my nipple.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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